Some former writings: A Retrospective
Once upon a pandemic, this author, at the tender age of 11, decided to write something. This something started as a descriptive paragraph, born from a one-sentence writing prompt involving a girl named Barbara and some chocolate cake. Said cake was described with an unholy number of adjectives, ravenously consumed, and then spilled. In the aftermath of the spilling, the descriptive paragraph expanded to occupy some secondary characters. The secondary characters, however, were charming and devious, and smuggled in their own backstories. Those backstories intersected in multifarious ways, creating a minefield of new plot points, the resolution of which involved the introduction of several new characters. And so on and so forth. Somewhere along the way, this author decided the something would be an homage (the reader is requested to read this in a French accent) to the Jeeves series and the Fourth Stall series. Jeeves, P. G. Wodehouse’s tales of the eponymous inimitable manservant...
